You know you've been playing to much AOC when: Written By HHB_eXeIce0

1. Your wife/gf goes around the house making AoC noises and she doesn't play at all

2. After you win a fight @ school you tell your pals that he got "wololoed"

3. people talking to you on the phone wonder wtf your problem is because you never really seem to pay attention to what they're saying

4. you recognize someone in every game room you enter

5. your zfriends list is as long as you are tall

6. your in 'agers anonymous' and haven't been sober for 7 years.

7. a)you can pack and unpack the trebuchet in your back yard in less then 60 seconds.

b)you've written the department of defense numerous times about the value of trebuchets.

8. when your mom tells you to flush the toilet, you start ammassing skirms and spears.

9. when someone exclaims, 'that was a rush!', you ask, 'what civ did they use?'

10. you score F's in all your classes but an A+ in ancient history.

11. your mom asks what happened to the house and you say " I deleted it by accident! "

12. when your teacher asks where your project is and you say " all my vils got raped by knights and I couldn't forward build"

13. your friend gets his ass kicked and you respond by calling him a "rook"

14. you sit through the movie titanic and say "it all could have been avoided by using the patrol button"

15. a)you're in church and you shoot the priest with an arrow "because he was trying to convert you"

b) the police ask why you shot the priest with an arrow and you say " it's the best counter"

16. you slaughter your next door neighbors for walking on your lawn because you thought " they were upping a tower"

17. you shoot your neighbor's dog so they "can't use it for food"

18. your friend gets the highest grade in the class " and you call him a point trader!"

19. you ask your friend why he smokes and he's says, because "it's coolman", and you say "coolman rook! coolman suck!" (only funny to old BsK clan members)

20. when you come across a 'deer crossing' sign while driving, you stop, get out, and build a mill.

21. You are able to say basics things like "hunt" or "cut wood" in 18 different languages

22. Your girlfriend/boyfriend [thinking of Idaho!!] is so mad about AoC that you have to pretend you're actually surfing on porn sites

23. you put your zone rating on your resume- [chris might do that?]

24. you only go to byzantine churches because the priests heal faster.

25. you tell your son 'gl, hf' before his big baseball game.

26. you wake up from your nap during the finance meeting just as someone is complaining about a budget shortfall and exclaim "mass skirms and pikes, we don't need gold to win

27 you type 11 in msn/yahoo etc chat with someone that doesnt even know wat aoc is

28 you make a list of things to show how u know your playing to much aoc and post it on public forums

#28 When you try to play aoc even though theres a party right behind you, in your house.

#29 When zone freinds is used just another form of msn messnger or aim.

#30 When your blaming your partner for loosing in a 1v1. (crazy eh)

#31 When you loose and say "if only he didnt have those 30 extra kts i wouldve won, what a rook" then ask for a rematch.

#33 Your girlfriend says "don't rush me" so you wait an hour and then slaughter her with Paladins

#34 You notice that it takes a shorter time to learn chemistry in school than it takes the friggin game to research it

#35 When you are in a large dense crowd of people, you get wet thinking about taking the sweetest onager shot ever

#36 You meet a really hot chick at a bar and start bragging about your "Unique Unit"

#37 you have to use 2 msn acounts one for friends n one for aoc

#38 someone says there in the zone you ask what room

#39 you start saying lol in conversations

#40 a family trip out to some castle ruins and you start planning how you would attack it

#41 you name uer kids after aoc units

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